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[alitaba]

FUTABA ISSHIKI

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misfire on like 11/11 bc why not

[doublesmall]

[so chuuya was trying to send this to his mom... unfortunately for him, misfires are a thing, and futaba will receive this instead:]

hey, question

have you started making holiday plans yet? yeah i know i haven't been back in a while but i'm gonna try, okay

and i might have a plus-one if i can talk baren into coming so please for once can you hide the old photo albums bc if you don't you're gonna be hiding my body when i die on the spot

let me know :*

100 years and a con later.....

[alitaba]

[ !!! well now, isn't this interesting ]

doesn't this just entice them to put it out on display

IT'S ALL GOOD

[doublesmall]

what the fuck you're not my mother

goddamnit retrospec

... you're probably not wrong though, honestly

[alitaba]

i am now

bring dinner anyway

let me embarrass baren

[doublesmall]

you're definitely still not

and I'm not going to agree to feed you just like that, I don't even cook much

are you a friend of his or something?

[alitaba]

don't talk to your mother like that

i thought thanksgiving was all about making nice to your fellow person.

but you could say that. he's my favorite person.

[doublesmall]

i'm old enough to talk to her however i damn well please

[which is a lie, his mother would make him regret that]

also that's what just about every winter holiday is for and i only have so much of that in me, alright.

how'd you two meet, anyway, i swear he knows about twice as many people as i think he does