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Jun. 27th, 2017 04:45 pm
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forward dated to 9/24 misfire

Date: 2017-09-19 01:30 am (UTC)
crudest: (♚ moron moron)
From: [personal profile] crudest
it's not that i don't enjoy fucking around with gross men but sometimes you get sideblinded by one that really wants to be gross at you specifically and then you just gotta go "well shit"

Date: 2017-09-19 01:37 am (UTC)
crudest: (♚ i'm just fckin tired)
From: [personal profile] crudest
[.... to be honest this could've gone to worse people]

taba-chan this is not the time for me to give you The Talk

Date: 2017-09-19 01:51 am (UTC)
crudest: (♚ stop being happy)
From: [personal profile] crudest
holy shit kids these days are terrifying
tmi tmi
don't taint my pure innocent eyes


[HE'S DODGING

WITH

REALLY BIG FAT LIES]

Date: 2017-09-21 06:17 am (UTC)
crudest: (♚ does he just look)
From: [personal profile] crudest
well now i don't know about that
i'm not sure what's on your web history taba-chan

Date: 2017-09-26 02:14 am (UTC)
crudest: (♚ deal or no deal)
From: [personal profile] crudest
did you get a wikihow article on first dates
was it as beautifully useless as other wikihows

Date: 2017-09-26 10:37 pm (UTC)
crudest: (♚ whisper whisper)
From: [personal profile] crudest
well you're like 5
you shouldn't be sexy anyway

are you going on a date with someone you like?
you said yes
right
like a proper yes
not a guilt trip yes

because if it's the latter it's not too late to egg their house

Date: 2017-09-27 04:38 am (UTC)
crudest: (♚ his face got messed up)
From: [personal profile] crudest
bring up wizardry again when you feel like sharing the spell that tells me where i put my keys when i lose them
and then we can talk

a mixtape
are you like
70 at heart

tabachan that's so sweet i got a cavity

Date: 2017-09-28 04:14 am (UTC)
crudest: (♚ king of everything)
From: [personal profile] crudest
then that's fine
he likes you
you don't need to google anything else

Date: 2017-10-03 06:23 am (UTC)
crudest: (♚ i'm just fckin tired)
From: [personal profile] crudest
web md is just gonna say you'll die
let's get your mind off of it
picking you up in 20


[for some kind of awful and ridiculous adventure as per always]