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[alitaba]

[ hackers unite in their lack of sleeping ]

There's a reason I wear boots! [ she sticks out a leggy ] Talk shit, get hit!


[ more like talk shit and she'll cry but shh no one needs to know that ]

[refate]

[ he brings up his own foot, knocking into her leggy a little before he returns to his work. ]

Yeah, how much HP does that take out when you land a hit?

[ protect the baby hacker tbh ]

[alitaba]

[ an embarrassed pause ]

Five probably.

[ HER 12 HP..... ]

[refate]

... we should see if we can't get you some cleats or ice grips for shoes, damn that attack damage is low.

[ YOUR 12 HP HONEY... ]

[alitaba]

Just wrap me up in bubble wrap and roll me at them.

[ she'll probably just end up hurking everywhere instead but at least an attempt would be made ]

[refate]

Yeah, because projectile vomit from a rolling ball will work wonders on the enemy.

[ inb4 his cyoa. but he pours some oil into a pan and adds the beef for a quick sear. ]

[alitaba]

It'd certainly be a good distraction!

[ the Yuck factor rues the day. meanwhile, there's a rumbly in her tumbly cause that already smells good ]